You ask too much of him

Archangel Gabriel: why is nobody being not afraid? I specifically requested it!

Honestly, with all the biblically accurate angel memes that have been floating around I feel like they’re becoming banal. At this point if I saw one my reaction would be “yawn you guys need to come up with a more original corporeal form.”
Maybe this is why they’re being posted? Angels getting tired of repeating themselves and being feared.

If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

Angels came to Lot in human form. They told him to GTFO of the city. Things happen, and his wife ends up a pillar of salt.
This is also when a crowd gathered up outside his house wanting to rape his guests, and Lot's response was to offer his daughters to be raped instead. This demonstrates that Lot showed proper hospitality to his guests, or something.
Fuck that I'm carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

Straight up description of an entity thousands report seeing while on DMT tho.

Which indicates that it is
A failure state the human brain goes into. Like how certain optical illusions work on nearly everyone
Humans build narratives off senses. If there is already a cultural narrative and you have weird data will put it in there. You got a round peg and your culture gave you a round hole.
A physical chemical allows you to outwit infinitely powerful infinitely higher beings and they are powerless to stop it.
3 doesn't seem very likely.
- Where does outwitting come into the equation in the first place? By all accounts, the interaction is reported as being entirely consensual.
- How would seeing them outwit them?

This is a good angel to support the theory that angels are actually misunderstood four-spatial-dimensional beings who survived the universe collapsing to three spatial dimensions.

This is a good angel
Interesting time for that particular typo.
"theory", this is not.

Okay pees a little

I said don't be afraid.

"You ask too much of him"
"Child, I was not asking"
- Why do you think said "be not afraid" and not " Please do not be afraid"?

Always makes me laugh when at kids nativities they have a sweet little girl in a white dress saying meekly "Don't be afraid". Tough shepherds would take a LOT to freak out!

This feels like it could be a panel from Preacher

Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.

Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!

Can't even keep their lies straight

Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you're into the whole four heads thing.
- I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.
How do you even have relations with the pictured entity?
- Lots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.

It's like the Make Cygnus level of Katamari Damacy

It helps to be tripping absolute balls on mushrooms, peyote, or other hallucinogens. Well "helps" in the sense that while the angel will seem normal, ordinary rocks will now terrify you.