8 mo. ago • 97%

The tribulations of Tony Pizza

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I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are

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- I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")
  
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  Does she respond "how now brown cow?"
  
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  Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
  
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- That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.
  
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  Tony Pizza? I haven't watched that movie in a while, but I feel like I'd remember Tony Pizza being serenaded by the tailor to "Wonder of Wonders."
  
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  Also I just realized Cersei calls Sansa "little bird."
  
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  Omg thank you! I couldn't think of where I'd heard that used as a nickname before.
  
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- If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird
  
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- It's likely the whole reason she gets called stupid petnames is to prove that you alone can't be the judge of it.
  
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"Please help, the wedding is in three hours."

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Do people really put that much thought into pet names? I've always thought it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

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- it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.
  
  Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry
  
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  See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."
  
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  Wait isn't that the sequel to hardcore Henry?
  
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- Well my significant other is not creative at all, and started calling me poop-y, which i dislike (there are so many words, why pick a term for excrement), In that case, I had to speak my mind and explain that I did not like that pet name. Sometimes, nature needs a little help
  
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  Sometimes, nature needs a little help
  
  "That's why there's extra-ultra-strength X-lax!"
  
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- My pet name for my wife is sarcastic. Same back.
  
  We tried the normal ones; no good.
  
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  You really call her "sarcastic" to her face?
  
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  Yeah she's the bunny but I'm a monkey
  
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- One day my wife said "see you later, alligator" and I reflexively replied "bye gator" and she's been gator ever since.
  
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- Okay Manstah (from Mr. Right)
  
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I would love if my spouse had a weird-ass nickname for me like that.

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- My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.
  
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  I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.
  
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  Meatbridge?
  
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- Aww, Pencil Dumpling... You're not missing out on much!
  
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- I love you, sour meat 💖
  
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  *your
  
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Classic.

This is one of my favorite internet stories.

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Call me Anthony Pizza!

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- Why'd you call him that?
  
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  I’m guessing he was never at his post when they needed him.
  
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- But does he copy?
  
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  I used to think that was funny. I still do, but I used to too.
  
  He did not copy.
  
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- Holy shit, this is fanfiction at its best/worst. I don't know what I find more hilarious... Tarkin- the dude who coldly ordered the destruction of an entire planet- having a clandestine affair, showing his sweet loving nature; or that people have even made up backstories for whoever prepared the freaking needle that was used in Leia's interrogation.
  
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damn, the shittiest frozen pizza...

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- Sometimes it's exactly what you want, though.
  
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  nope.
  
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  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JVMdBpRffcs - Ranking 14 Frozen Pizzas | Bonus Babish
  
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- He should go with Totino Pizza
  
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What a delightful microcosm of the human experience. Tony Pizza.

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FUCK YOU TONY (pizza)

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I'll just leave this graffiti here.

fartdog ❤️s munki

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- If you have graffiti photos we want them here: !graffiti@lemmy.world.
  
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Some women just don't know how to appreciate a keeper :/

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The Crevice

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