Mediocre.

Somehow I dont think "Magnificent Massive Mommy Milkies" would make you feel better.

I had a brain MRI a couple of years ago and got the same. My brain and your breasts are unremarkable.

“Those titties were dope, yo”

The other fun one from reports like this is grossly normal

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Congratulations ✨ but oof 😓

My last x-ray results was:

UNREMARKABLE BONY THORACIC CAGE

I feel like they could have stop at unremarkable, no need to burn further by adding bony.

Maybe if you had French ones instead of US ones they would be markable

Derivative.