I've found this amazing prop store! "Bad Dragons", you know them? They got merch!
96One of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.
I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps
42You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!
4
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
75Father, recognizing it's the one that went missing from his collection.
51Grandma: "Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath..."
17
Beware the touch attack on that monster.
34I see where this is going...
33Holy cow, Azure Dreams.
14This is the kinda nostalgia that slaps my brain off for a sec and makes me reboot
7
omg, now I kinda wanna climb to the tower again
2
The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.
31For any depth D the tip experiences D^2/2 times the wear, so that’s natural.
2
Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.
28I used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.
Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW
https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/
27What are you doing, step GM?
18That's a dildo... Right? What other purpose could it have
11D&D&D
16Dungeons & Bad Dragons
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It's a special spoon you need to make steamed hams.
11That can't be comfortable.... right?
3Stretch goals
9
"I have a plan!"
Grabs the dildo and kiesters it
"I have sent it to the shadow realm."
11I would allow this at my table
11Trying to get interviewed by the BBC?
10Dungeons and Bad Dragons
9I've been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn't you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.
6"I'm learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so."
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