NASA coffee cup

SEX JOKE

Georgia O' Keeffiene

TIL: Vulvas are shaped like zero-gravity drinking cups.

Mildly what now?

The word of the day is yonic

Does it come in a softer material?

I'm sure the 60ish comments are all going to be about how it looks like a vulva, and there won't even be a single comment that doesn't reference the fact that it looks like a vulva

Edit: exactly two top-level comments in this thread don't directly reference the fact that it looks like a vulva

c/dontputyourdickinthat

And then there is the moment you realize a real pussy doesn’t taste like coffee.

Not recommended for tomato juice, fruit punch or red wine.

Neti Twat

This needs a video...

A longer explanation.

Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”

Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”

Good to know that pussy won't spill the load when in zeroGs.

It might spill if you snatch it

Hint of Vagina

Thats a vulva

All joking aside, does it work under normal earth gravity?

Well, they have to be conservative about volume and weight when packing for space travel. So sometimes things have to serve multiple purposes.

Delores!

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Hey now.

Don't put your dick in that

The whispering eye

for a moment I thought it was a cute looking ash tray and the dude was holding a cig

Now, find the little man in the boat.

Vajoina

Ah yes that thing where you design something based on something in nature that does what you want...

Covert stuff

finna buss

😏

Why not use a sippy cup like a toddler uses? They have these ones with little plastic membranes on top, that when you apply a bit of pressure open up and release the liquid at that point.

https://i.imgur.com/5wioDjJ.jpeg

How I Met Your Mother guy: That's a vagina.

ಠ_ಠ

Suspicious image

ayo they could never have me on the ISS, I'd be cumming in coffee cups all day