One of my sisters called me and said that she needed to talk to me in person. So I hoped on a bus and went over to her apartment. When I got there she told me she had an abortion, and she was telling me in case of a medical emergency. It was only when my (now) BIL got home and asked why I was there did we click on the fact that I was wearing a Dying Fetus shirt.
I used to know this edge Lord of a deuche in high school. One time like 10 years later I heard he was having a baby with his gf and they were super happy and he was posting photos of himself with baby clothes etc. I simply replied with a photo of himself from two years earlier with a t shirt that said "abortions are awesome!" With a picture of a dead fetus on it.
I bet his gf loved that one.