8 mo. ago • 98%

I could eat it like it's the main course

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Funny thing: you shouldn't feed bread (or any bread-like food) to birds. While it is filling, it provides almost zero nutrition.

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- I came here for this comment.
  
  The first time a seen variation of this comment was on IRC in the late 90s.
  
  rochelle182: wat do u do 4 fun?
  
  blitzkid6969: i mostly just sit at the pond and fed bread 2 ducks.
  
  rochelle182: awww dats sweet bby
  
  fatmanwahwah: u shudnt feed bread 2 ducks it not good 4 them I fill the craw up and not have nutrients
  
  rochelle182: it still sweet bby
  
  blitzkid6969: I did not no. I fed way 2 many ducks bread. I hope I didnt kill any. I will buy duck food
  
  rochelle182: u r 2 sweet bby. cant wait 2 meet u
  
  candymanpunk2: oh get a room u 2
  
  Formatting sucks. I’m sorry. It was a painful read anyway. I’m sorry for that too.
  
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- The same is true of humans, bread should not be all or the majority of your diet.
  
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A place near me brings an entire round loaf good for prob 4-5 people and its sliced most of the way down and filled with garlic and mozzarella and baked. It's by far the greatest free bread on a table I've ever had. Me and the wife devour it every time.

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- Tell the place please)
  
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I'm telling ya, a lot of bakeries could easily rebrand as some kind of bread-exclusive fast food place. Like, just go straight down the middle of the bread spectrum, with baguettes, brioche, and some kind of butter-it-up-and-eat-it loaf situation, like OP is describing.

I can easily imagine an endless-ass line of cars, just lined up at the drive-thru, to get baguettes.

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- Freshly baked bread is absolutely tasty, and with some butter, oh shit I'm hungry, you're totally right about it
  
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You took the bait. The main course is duck.

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I'm a simple man. I see Animorphs, I up vote.

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Same with tortilla chips at Mexican restaurants.

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Little Italian restaurant I eat lunch at gives you a plate of bread and a shallow dish with oil for dipping. The bread has carraway seeds so it's vaguely like rye bread, oil has olives plus salt and other spices. I hate rye bread and I hate olives but I can eat their stuff all day

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Animorphs was some weird stuff. Never read the books, just saw the book covers

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- It was perfect at the right age. A new one would come out every couple months and everyone at school was reading it.
  
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