I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.
Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.
Me: Okay...
W: So I took the rock salt off the base.
Me: Hmm?
W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.
Me: Ah.
W: And it just dissolved!
Me: Yep, it's salt.
W: I want a refund.
Me: laughs.
141ReplyI feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.
57Replymy ass is installing linux on the first machine capable of having linux installed on it.
You are not safe, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
56ReplyI would rather check under the bed in case there are knives.
37ReplyAre all of you cows
23ReplyI'm going with neither.
18ReplyYou guys get dates? I only get ghosted..
5ReplyA whole lot of thise lamps are in my area so I dont understand why we still have a hospital
5ReplyProtip: If they have a lava lamp instead, you can take the lava lamp bottle out, unscrew the bottle cap and drink some lava lamp fluid.
5ReplyBut my salt lamp is in my bathroom.
3ReplySadly, some are plastic...
3ReplyRight I'm confused.
You're in the bedroom but they go to the restroom
Which fucking one are they in?
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