Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.
122ReplyGod damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own
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This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.
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His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.
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49ReplyI laughed, and then felt bad about it.
32ReplyNo, fake news!
He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.
31ReplyCold as ice
31Replyunwilling to sacrifice, our kids
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Lol savage
11ReplyThis savagery bestows upon me catharsis.
8ReplyLol
FTP
4Replywhat does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit
6ReplyFile Transfer Protocol
24ReplyFoil twisted pair- they're bragging that about how they're transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.
16ReplyFuck the police
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You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.
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