1y ago

Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!

Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl! 🏈 There will be peace in Ukraine! There will be peace in Gaza! God bless the DNC! And GOD bless Taylor Swift! 🇺🇲❤️‍🔥

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I was playing the "take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden" game. I am angrily sober...
- Conspiracy theorists are hard at work trying to fit today’s events into an updated conspiracy theory that shows that her silence is actually part of the deep state plan.
  
  The number of "look at this happy woman enjoying herself" angry posts is just the best.
  These sad fucks just telling on themselves as they rage at simple human joy.
  
  I feel like twisting that word to describe those people: Conswiftory Theorists
  
  today’s events
  whats going on
- Same. How disappointing.
- Maybe that’s a September/October thing. He doesn’t need it now.

Phew, now she's able to let Biden win the election. Was a close one there for a minute.

Most of the camera shots I saw of the "crowds" were of Taylor Swift. (I saw one other person, maybe?) Whoo, boy! I bet that triggered some rednecks.
- The rednecks too busy getting triggered by Black Artists performing songs today, apparently... did anyone actually get pissed at Taylor Swift today?
  
  The narrative is still forming, but someone is going to find something to stick shortly. (Something, something, bud light, something, bad influence to children... etc.)
- That’s bullshit they showed her like 5 times and plenty of other people
  
  11 times during the game on the CBS feed, then a bunch of cuts after the trophy.
  We were counting as part of our drinking game.
  
  They had a dedicated camera guy for her
  
  I only caught the last half, so I only saw her and one other. Still, you could be correct as Lemmy was actually holding my attention better.

I’ve been waiting my entire life to see my team win a Super Bowl, and freaking Swifties get one their first season.
- After last night I’ve seen my team go to the big game and lose thrice in the past decade or so…is that better or worse?
  Kittle > Kelce
  
  Trust me, worse.
- Detroit?
  
  Cleveland

congrats joe biden!
- Just like we drew it up.
  
  Ok, I'll give him that one. First time that whole "dark Brandon" meme hasn't been some cringe nonsense 😄
  
  Holy shit that's good
- Can someone please explain this meme to a non-american? Been seeing this everywhere and the us president has posted that pic of himself with red eyes on twitter and I have no idea what's going on.
  
  The most marketable person on the planet is dating a dude on the chiefs. She recently asked people in the US to vote. That is bad for Republicans (regressives). Now the idiots say she is working for the "deep state." You can't use logic to change someone that believes themselves into it.
  
  A billionaire who makes very middling music goes to a football match to see her football player boyfriend play. Somehow this is a conspiracy.
  
  Taylor Swift is dating someone who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs, the Chiefs just won the Super Bowl. There were some very smart people online who had a conspiracy theory that the entire relationship was fake and that the Chiefs were going to win the Super Bowl so that Taylor Swift could endorse Joe Biden to all of America after they won.

What's so special about that bowl? Is it dishwasher safe at least?
- It's superb.

I wouldn’t have cared, but I ended up rooting for the Chiefs because it would piss off people I don’t like. Heh heh heh.
I started watching near the end of the 4th quarter, and it turned out to be a surprisingly good ending. It was anyone’s game, right up to the end, and only the second superbowl in history to go into overtime.
I generally don’t like football, so I watched it Live from Bikini Bottom on Nickelodeon.
- My favorite part was when the 49s set a record for the longest FG in a Super Bowl, and then less than an hour later the Chiefs broke that record
  
  The kicks were insane on both sides. I only watched a little bit but there was not a single kick that didn't land past the end zone, field goal or otherwise.
  
  Ooh, I didn’t know that happened. Nice!

I am a proud leftist. I am also a football fan. I am also drunk. That said; fuck Travis Kelce as well as that turd man Patrick Mahomes. Ceasefire in Gaza now as well for the synapses in my brain on that WW3 timing
- As a Ravens fan and a leftist I agree. The season was rigged from the start. I don't know how it just was and no I won't listen to reason.
  If it gets it means Biden wins in November I'll grudgingly accept it though.
- Why so angry?

Amens

🎵She stays up too late … mmm hmmm🎵

Pelosi's team lost.
- Nvidia cleaned up recently though, so i think shes probably okay.
- This was a contest between San Francisco and Taylor Swift's boyfriends team. Don't act like you won anything. Donald Scrump wasn't even invited.
  
  I have no idea why people assumed my comment was MAGA related. The joke was that MAGA had to choose between Team TayTay (KS) and Team Pelosi (San Francisco). Did everyone forget that Pelosi represented San Francisco?
- As someone who always had a fondness for the 49ers, how DARE you besmirch them so?
  Next you're going to call LA Lakers Harvey Weinstein's team, the Diamondbacks the team of Joe Arpaio and the NY Rangers Team Woodie Allen!
  
  I meant no offense, but you have to admit that MAGA football fans having to choose between Team TayTay and Team Pelosi is hilarious.

Lol. 4chan loves Taytay. Tread lightly.
- What do you mean? What is 4chan going to do?
  
  Post a bunch of racist frogs, probably 🤷

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