Someone made a shitpost with the title along the lines of "I heard you guys will upvote anything."
And then just a picture of beans.
Enter the hive mind, and here we are.
I saw the one where the guy is terrified of informing strangers why he needs to not shit for three days, but I slept in this morning and missed the beans, which I'll probably never get over until tomorrow when I completely forget about it, or somebody sticks a toothbursh in a hamster's butt or something.