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It's rude to stare

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- I remember in school a friend drank out of a glass vodka bottle. He was always so nonchalant about it too hah
  
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- How did you manage to clean out all the syrup
  
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crusty and topical

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- Wait, it's weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend
  
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  I mean, it's all food so, no? But also: yes.
  
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  Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.
  
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- I've done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.
  
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  Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts
  
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- I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.
  
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  Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.
  
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- What is a meths bottle?
  
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  If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.
  
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  Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth
  
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  It's what meth dealers sell meth in.
  
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  Alcohol + nasty shit so you dont drink it
  
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  No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth
  
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I was in the Boy Scouts when I was a kid. Camping stoves attach to little portable propane tanks - I had a 'large' one that was about 1 liter total volume.

On a campout, I managed to break my water bottle, and about 15 mins after that I ran out of propane.

Used the pliers in my multitool to pop the valve off the opening (still had an outer lid that screwed on when not in use - made a surprisingly good seal).

Cleaned it out really thoroughly, and that was my new water bottle for a good year or so.

The looks of horror were pretty great.

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- That's great, haha.
  
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Well it is Hershey's, what did she expect.

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- It works better if it's a mayo bottle.
  
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  Sunscreen. That would be even worse.
  
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It's been done https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2020/02/04/why-tennessee-rep-kent-calfee-drinks-hersheys-chocolate-syrup-bottle/4654695002/

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My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead

He vomited later that night

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- a small bottle of vegetable
  
  Was 'vegetable' intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can't think of many vegetables which come in bottles...
  
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  Vegetable oil*
  
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- That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn't know that?
  
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  It was given to them by some queen dressed as a witch
  
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I too am full of microplastics

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This reminds me of my Scouts summer camp last year. We bought these "Curry ketchup" drinking bottles and some of the kids even belived us that there was ketchup inside. Get your own "Hela Gewürz Ketchup Curry delikat" https://hela-shop.eu/trinkflasche-gewuerz-ketchup-curry-delikat-800ml/4027400114171

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The only downside is how badly these bottles seal when using thin liquids

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I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn't the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.

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- people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol
  
  Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.
  
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  Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.
  
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I read Genuine as Guinness at first and was suddenly very interested in Hershey syrup

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Also a good idea to use vodka bottle for water in the office

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Once a guy brought a 2 liter coke to the gym, gotta admit that was tempting

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If you see me guzzling down the pickle juice, I assure you: it's pickle juice not water. Mmm... Pickle juice... 🤤

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- Man, that can not be good for you in large quantities. Better share some with me just in case.
  
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  You guys really love vinegar, don't you?
  
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At ugly sweater parties I put my cocktails into a syrup bottle and dress like an Elf 🙂

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I used to head to the local pool before work to do a few laps. There was a dude in his fifties who would do about 150 laps (4km /2.5mi) drinking regularly from a masterfoods tomato sauce bottle

https://www.masterfoods.com.au/cdn-cgi/image/width=277,height=277,f=auto,quality=90/sites/g/files/fnmzdf1746/files/migrate-product-files/m2qzgte5yyivo7dy9opi.png

(it was filled with water)

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I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.

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Thorny's wife.

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