Putin says Russia is close to having cancer vaccines in latest bizarre TV appearance
Putin says Russia is close to having cancer vaccines in latest bizarre TV appearance
Putin did not specify which types of cancer the proposed vaccines would target, nor how
The thumbnail made me think that Russia was announcing that they now have Dr Manhattan
97Dr. Moscow, the superman exists and he’s Russian.
26It's been done
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"A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?"
- Vladimir Putin, probably
11It’s because the vaccine was revealed to him in a dream.
10It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma
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Technically, the amount of russians dying from cancer has gone down. This of course goes hand in hand with a rise in acute lead poisoning in Ukraine.
70Death is definitely one way to cure someone's cancer.
9They don't use lead in ammunition any more.
-21This is not correct. It's common for modern ammunition to be jacketed with copper or some other metal, but the core is still lead (or lead-tin alloy) because it's cheap, dense and soft enough to form into the rifling grooves while traveling down the barrel. Only special-purpose bullets are made with other metals.
34Huh?
6So do you just go on the Internet and make stuff up for fun?
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Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.
63The vaccine just kills you, can't have cancer if you're dead! /s
25Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?
23Wonder if it’s also called sputnik
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They need a falling-out-of-the-window vaccine.
18Quick! I need the falling from a buildin....splat!
I wrote splat! LOL, it's a really tall building 🏢.
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Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense
17Since I only need “Cow wins Nobel Prize” for a bingo on this card I would be so pissed if this is true.
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They've
discoveredstolen HPV vaccines? Good on them!17They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine. USA government source.
I know you're being sarcastic, but vaccines against cancer-causing oncoviruses are not what's usually meant by "cancer vaccines" (though some people will sometimes use the phrase "cancer vaccines" to include that).
Cancer vaccines are more typically things like Imlygic which sets the immune system against melanoma.
10They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine
If by "they" you mean Russia, that's not what your source says. It's a press release about Agenus (a US company) licensing their vaccine for production and sale in Russia.
they have entered into a license, development and manufacturing technology transfer agreement for Agenus' Oncophage® (HSPPC-96; vitespen) vaccine
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Cool story blyat
10Such a shame they don't have a "dying in a pointless war" vaccine.
10Sends cancer straight to gulag
10“Cancer diagnoses decrease rapidly for russian men who run 500m without cover”
7Exciting field for the next few years: we'll probably see a bunch of new cancer vaccines coming out.
Funny how the covid epidemic spurred our understanding of immunology and vaccines.
7Wait wasn't this the premise of FarCry 6?
6Starting to sound like North Korea over there, i mean it makes sense since North Korea has been supplying them with slaves for years.
4Ah shit, here we go again
2putin is also like 70 yrs old
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