This. Is. Ridiculous.

Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside

(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)

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It's always a wooden ball isn't it? Never a plastic car or a tiny compass. I blame the French 😀

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- You need to open the ball. Otherwise the toys would be all greasy. How many have you tossed out? Smh
  
  Holy shit, your comment is a month old. I scrolled waaay too far
  
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Stick toothpicks in it, set it in a glass of water, let it root and plant it. They make nice trees.

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Aww bad times. Seriously, the *pits.*
...I'll show myself out.

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sir there is a coconut in my avocado

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That’s why you don’t buy round avocados.

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they're taking shrinkflation entirely too far.

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A well-endowed avocado

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:blobcat_thisisfine: Costco has gone too far!
I hope the rest of your avocados were actually real.

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Why is the pit so large!?

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- Giant ground sloths.
  
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Yeah, where's the other half?

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- That gypsy burned us
  
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That's how I feel when I buy plums expecting them to be red inside and they're yellow. I don't like the yellow ones. I like the red ones. You probably expected to have some avocado flesh inside that.

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your chokecherry has an AMAZING amount of pulp!

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It's the variety of avocado. I can't tell them enough apart from the outside to know which ones are which.

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"WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH!" - avocado

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man inflation really is everywhere :blobfoxcry2:

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Shrinkflation - botany edition.

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