‘I WANT TO BE LOVED!’ Trump Blames GOP Defeat in NY Run-Off on ‘Foolish’ Candidate Mazi Pilip Not Endorsing Him
‘I WANT TO BE LOVED!’ Trump Blames GOP Defeat in NY Run-Off on ‘Foolish’ Candidate Mazi Pilip Not Endorsing Him
Yes, he really did post 'I WANT TO BE LOVED!' the day before Valentine's Day.
That's a surprise, I thought no matter what he'd get the support and endorsement of the Na-
Oh, it says "Mazi", my mistake.
On the one hand, Mazi is both black and Jewish, so that could be taken as pretty offensive.
On the other hand, she very proudly served in the IDF and is fanatically pro-Israel, so maybe that's more accurate than she would care to admit.
What
a flaming
narcissist.
Don't get our hopes up like that!
...he's just a regular narcissist at the moment.
I spent 5 seconds too long looking for a haiku
What a flamingly
narcissistic guileless
crude attention whore
Putin's orange bitch
an American traitor
a threat to our rights
Dear Mr. Trump, if you want to be loved, please announce that you are stepping down from politics, social media, any possition of power you have, and are retiering forever.
If you want to be extra loved, please donate enough money to a charity called something like "Trump recovery", so that it can build recovery centers all over MAGA/Q areas where people can be rehabilitated from the Trump campaign nonsense by experts, you can't have any control over it. If you do this you can truly make america great again.
Considering how previous Trump "charities" have been run, that might not be the best plan.
That's where the "you can't have any control over this" bit comes in.
One day soon this malignant tumor of a man will drop dead. We need to plan accordingly.
Moët or Dom Perignon?
Please let him spend at least one day behind bars before that happens.
Which has a bigger bottle? Which bottle is bigger is important. That means more to piss on his grave.
I'll just eat so much taco bell that I'll be pissing out of my ass on to his grave.
There better be some fuckin fireworks.
Dom is too dry 
You can drink what you want but if he dies before seeing the inside of the jail cell then the US will never come back from this. The next one to capture his lunatic base won't be as impulsive, undisciplined, or ignorant.
On his way to the cell would kinda be poetic though. Or from a heart attack from losing his shit while being arrested.
If history is to be an indicator, he’ll be replaced with someone worse.
Maybe but I would guess all hell will break loose on the right when his arteries finally do the world a solid. His base are only loyal to him, they’re not going to migrate en masse to some other dickhead so there will be a civil war in the party.
I still can't get over his quote from October about immigrants "poisoning the blood of our country" the man sounds more like Hitler than Hitler.
I am so very sick of these utterly worthless republican parasitic traitors. Fucking launch them all into the sun.
So do I, but I'm not about to throw any tantrums over it.
He seems so much weaker this go around.
Great to see.
Biden is weaker too (simply because of age). So it is not clear who will win.
It isn't clear who will win because it's a democracy.
It's very clear who should win.
Age? trump is barely a few years younger, looks horrific and literally can't speak properly.
trump's a rapist who directly committed election fraud multiple times
Biden has passed a lot(a LOT) of truly good civil and environmental legislation in three years that has benefited millions of people and advanced civil rights.
No comparison.
You're not wrong really. I'm voting Biden but it's quite clear that his age is a larger concern for voters than it is for Trump despite Trump having obvious cognitive deficits just the same.
Jon Stewart covered this pretty well and for good reason.
What the hell are you talking about. He owned the right with his dark brannon ad and he is actually doing things in the end of his term. Go ask grandma before you get to use the Internet again.