plagues, great floods and, pandemics
What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?
That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"
66ReplyYeah - it's satan
19ReplyyEAH ;:+ i'ts Satan,
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Punctuation is not Satan's forte.
18ReplyBut his violin recitals leave no eye dry.
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Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.
2ReplyA pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that's spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!
Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic
11ReplyPlague is not just referring to pestilence.
It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.
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Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.
35ReplyWhere you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven't been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.
26ReplyI'm jealous of how much you've to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.
19ReplyI'll look into that. What about the orgies though?
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If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you're not getting the invites.....it may not be the orgies that have stopped....
11ReplyCmon, what's the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?
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Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete
And my cock you will suck 20ReplyWait, wait, wait
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off 5ReplyFuck, fuck
Fuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What's the catch? 4Reply
Also knowledge and free will.
17Replyyou forgot open source
14ReplyLinux is full of daemons...
15ReplyAnd secret words that grant you great power!
Ah wait, Windows adopted sudo as well.
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I thought open source is communist not satanist?
Saw an awareness post about it just the other week
14Replyand who's the guy at the back?
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Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.
13ReplyLucy is a girl's name! Hahaha, you have a girl's name!
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Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞
6ReplyHow come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!
6Replyevil is the new good. try to keep up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc - SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE
4Reply"The Devil's Lettuce®" brought to you by Satan
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