Well, here's your second opinion. The blue blood means you're probably a crab, and you're about to be harvested, brosef. The pissing red means your kidneys love america. Shitting white means your poop still has high fat content, and is likely an indicator of liver failure.
PACKMAN, FUCK YEAH! RIDING THE HOG TO THE DOCTOR'S LAND, AND SHITTING IN HIS BEEEEAEEEAEEEUEEED!