Someone should tell him

Yugo tell him.

Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.

Seen this before, we don't need a sequel.

As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.

Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

Bosnia: "Ooh, can we go to the beach?"

Croatia: "Haha, fuck no!"

Yugoslavia 2 isn't on my 2024 bingo card, but if they make the flag look cool...

Meanwhile I'm here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Serbia likes this

I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.

Pain.

Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.

do it and rename it to superfunhappyland

Tito intensifies

He doesn't even realize he just circled a federation within a federation

still hurts after all these years

the olny one that even has a chance is albania and kosovo uniting

catchy accordion music starts playing

RIP HOI4 Huge-oslavia strat.

How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn't magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.

They're not entirely wrong... Quite a bit of the division comes from pre-modern events and decisions.

Tell him it's a great idea! 👍

I heard someone say there’s a North Montenegro now. Is that true?

Almost all of the US states that have more cows than people share borders.

They should all be merged into one state.

This would solve many problems.

Oh... Oh no...

Feel like shit, just want it back

Capitalism thrives on divide and conquer especially socialist states. Same playbook as forever.

Bring back FYROM, cowards.