Hi kids

Will the real Mr Underhill please stand up

Wanna see me stick Nazgûl blades through each one of my eyelids?

Tbf their world was about to end, so uh... yes please!:-P

And you know, the Rangers had been shielding the shire for a long ass time from any trouble.

All I did was give Bilbo a nudge out of the door and Frodo a ring that I suspected could possibly be an ancient Ring of Power™ forged by the Dark Lord Sauron, into which he poured his cruelty, malice, and his will to dominate all life.

Um excuse me the lyric is 'hi kids, do you like Primus?'