Flying turtle
Flying turtle
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I feel sad for the turtle.
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I looked it up and it unsurprisingly did not survive. :(
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Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
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I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car's tire while staying relatively intact and it's just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.
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Most likely that's what happened.
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Jumping off a bridge because it doesn't have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.
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Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.
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It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it
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βNearly decapitatedβ seems a little overblown.
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Damnit luigi, calm the fuck down
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Mariokart_irl
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Her name wasn't "Vorbis" was it?
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Oh come on. How much of her neck was still attached?
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:(
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