8 mo. ago • 98%

Death awaits...

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Death: ugh. Mrs. Schmidt... these cookies... what's in these -

Mrs. Schmidt: Ssh. You said it was time. You didn't say for who.

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Good night, ~~Westley~~ Mrs Schmidt. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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We all know that DEATH speaks in capital letters.

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- Not just any capital letters, sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs
  
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  but my name is spelled in lowercase with first letter capitalized, I am not my corporation! is this a maritime court death? why won't you accept my personal passport that says I have 999 more years in the state of Arizona
  
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- I was about to say, this is some strong Granny Weatherwax energy
  
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Oh boy, this reminds me of this web comic, “Death and the Maiden”. It starts out slow but if you stick with it it's going to reward you. https://deathandmaiden.com/one/index.html

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