I can't even imagine what French Canadian Borg would be like!
Being Canadian I want to make a joke about them insisting on having a separate culture while also being acknowledged as part of the Collective. But I won't because I don't want to betray my roots with something offensive.
They fly these.
That's explains why they assimilated a Frenchman to be their emissary.
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Les résistance est futile
Nah, they pretended they couldn’t understand what Locutus was saying.
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“We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your culture will adapt to service us. If you resist us, sorry, but we’re going to assimilate you anyway.”
Wow, that’s so much less threatening. I might’ve been totally OK being with being assimilated if this is what they said instead.
Never underestimate the exasperatingly sneaky power of of a Canadian wielding “Sorry (not sorry)”.
Fortunately, there is a maple syrup strategic stockpile.
Unfortunately, someone robbed it a while back.
A grave and delicious offense against the Canadian people
Sorry.
Unpopular opinion.
We know that the Borg assimilated at least one Ferengi. Which means they should have been masters of advertising and salesmanship. Granted, the loss of a few dozen units is irrelevant to the collective, but it would have been nice to see some "T Serve Man..." style sneakiness instead of the usual nastiness.
Bonus. Old time science fiction about an ad man and some aliens.
I can't even imagine what French Canadian Borg would be like!
Being Canadian I want to make a joke about them insisting on having a separate culture while also being acknowledged as part of the Collective. But I won't because I don't want to betray my roots with something offensive.
They fly these.