6 mo. ago • 92%

For the entitled people whining about the difference between shitposts and shit posts

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People take their shitpost communities too damn seriously, I mean come on it's shit tier comedy at best, who is out there holding Shitposts up like they're the holy grail or something. All shitpost are shit posts, that's the fuckin point!

Back in my day when someone did a shitpost you didn't sit there comparing it on a scale of jeans to beans, no we took our shitposts for what they were, a minute of joy that is over as soon as it's done, it's like when you go get an icecream, it's great for a while, then you're hands are covered in cream and you're banned from ever practising open heart surgery at Bethesda Medical Training Hospital, it's done and you're off on your next adventure as if you didn't accidentally kill America's next top plasterer.

All in all tho, there's top quality Shitposts on here and those people complaining need to remember that everything's made up and the points don't matter.

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- in 50 years shitposts will be the fine wine of culture just you wait
  
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  Today we have shitposts and shit posts, but in 50 years we'll have differing genres named from geographical places. All with their own subtle differences depending on the conditions of the surrounding area.
  
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  Shitposting is a core human trait, history is filled with famous Shitposts.
  
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I'm Jim Shit, owner of Shit Posts, and my family has been making posts for four generations. We care very much about our business name being used for shitposts.

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- My apologies, Mr Shit. How's your wife Lotta doing?
  
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  She's good. Dip just started college too. He'll be a good Shit. Excited for him to take on the family business one day so long as he stops listening to his uncle Bull—always filling his head with stupid ideas. I'll be glad when he moves back in with Fulla and we can enjoy some peace in the Shit house again.
  
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Yep, you've done a shit post. Congratulations

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Not to be confused with eatshit, of course.

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- It's actually only real eatshit if it's from Shit, Zanjan in Iran. Otherwise it's just sparkling Taco Bell.
  
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No! Eat post

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- East post?
  
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  NOM
  
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That's one fine vintage meme right there.

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- Its like 25 years old. Homie is probably dead by now lol.
  
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Shit eaters love to eat shit but complain whenever it's served.

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What about shit-posts? We are people too!!

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cheers

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A shitpost is the fact that I’m going to rainforest cafe for my 40th birthday in Vegas.

A shit post is that I’m going to rainforest cafe for my 40th birthday in Vegas.

We are not the same.

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- Sorry champ, I'm gonna need a diagram with this one
  
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