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  • "to worship god"???
    Is it Priapus? Is it?
    Please tell me it is, because that is a very BIG deal.
    I'm in!!!!!

    • If we are supposed to worship Priapus, why do we beat his symbol until it shrinks, defeated?

  • Okay, but Matt Schaefer needs to clearly state which god he's worshiping first. And if its the wrong god, we get to burn him as a heretic.

  • I wonder which church he goes to and if they ever endorse a specific person or party that would be grounds to revoke their tax exempt status? Might be worth attending a few local churches this year as an 'out of towner' to record the homily on your phone, you know just to listen to later.

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