This one always confused me

Red is good blue is bad.

It's a penguin walking into a situation thinking everything's cool then dipping out when they realize it's not

Red is rad, blue is bad.

Blue was the original, Awkward Penguin. Then someone introduced the flipped red version for opposite pov jokes. And then the half and half version popped up and sort of took over.

I used it twice and was told I used it wrong both times. I gave up.

They both awkward. And only one is awsome.

"

awesome was always red, awkward was blue

"And at this point I'm too afraid to ask"