Pillow fight

Well, they did kill his teddy bear.

“He killed someone with a fucking pillow!”

with a pillow!

To shreds you say?

This reminds me how I wasn't allowed to bring my own pen to vote in Berlin last weekend (Russian presidential election) because this is a security risk and I might stab someone to death... Yeah sure

This guy draws gold

Never knew Keanu was so effective with the pillow.

You want some more ALAN?!?

... with a pillow!