Michigan Easter egg hunt turns violent when man stabbed over 'placement' of eggs: Sheriff

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Tldr; man brings a knife to an ELEMENTARY school egg hunt.
How lame. Every US citizen knows you need to bring a gun everywhere in case you get offended. /s
- Eh. I bring a knife almost everywhere. It's just a folding box cutter. It's a really useful tool. I also don't stab people, so there's that.
  
  It’s just a folding box cutter.
  If you are referring to something like this, Interestingly (and, arguably, ridiculously), in case you or someone else who reads this is Canadian, they are technically prohibited in Canada.
Stabbing people over the placement of Easter Eggs is truly what Easter is about. Bless this man and his dogmatic adherence to his deeply held beliefs which have little to do with reality. D very very Christian.