Pick 3 Rules

I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS

TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O' DEM BIG ONES

Doesn't face hair technically include eyebrows

the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain't slick genie

Blue, Brown, and Black seem like the obvious 3 best to me.

You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don't need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.

• $20
• Pizza master chef
• No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

Yellow is pretty terrible, people don't look very good without eyebrows.

why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it

Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I'd probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It's effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

I would choose the estrogen if I could but I'm still gauging family and friends to see if it's safe to come out

I wish there was a trans god who could magically change the bodies of trans people including me to their chosen gender identity so it was like they where born that gender

5, 8, 9

Water already is my favorite drink.

Are we, uh...taking this at face value or monkey pawing it? Cause some of those seem great on the surface, though one small twist and that shit becomes a curse.

5,7,9 all the way. I'm happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar

I'll take 60 dollars.

6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn't sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.

I get the facial hair, but what will you do with no body?

Black, brown, and purple. My cats and I are going to open the greatest 24/7 pizzeria.

Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.

$20

Don't Sleep

People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.

P.S. Jokes on you I'm already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.

So you could become a hairless cat with $20.

Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I'm not sure what my 3rd pick should be.

Can I choose $20 three times. If so, then I choose that. I really need $60.

Otherwise I choose $20 and the pizza chef one. I’ll sell enough pizza to earn $40 and then quit.

I’ll pass on the third thing.

All my life I wanted blue ( We're all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It's like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn't know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.

As a master pizza chef and cat whisperer who doesn't need to sleep, I could easily make enough money to buy estrogen and laser hair removal.

2, 3, 9 are all I need

blue, brown, black. do the cats talk back to me in a human voice, or can i just understand their meows? either option works, but I like meows bc my cats all make weird sounds and I've grown attached.

3, 8, and 9. I already have estrogen and already am a master pizza chef. 5 is unethical, it's basically mind control

Grindset: purple, brown and black

Pink pill makes water taste like water

Blue, pink, and brown. Because it's nice to be liked, sugar is bad for my teeth, and cats... know things...

Yeah waiting for Rick to de-curse these pills first

I don't need 1, I already have ears

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

wait there are people who don't pick 8? what is wrong with y'all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8

Blue. Three times, just to be sure.

Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.

6 three times.

Suffer the wrath of the Pizza Overlord, mortals.

3?!? That isn't even difficult then. Red, brown, black.

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!

Red, yellow, and purple.

It's catboy pizza time!

I'll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn't need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

Bottom row.

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I'm pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

Choose 3?

Pink, Black, and Blue. Easily best combo.

If I could only pick one, Black, all the way

Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is "you get ears and tail" and now I'm like...

I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?

So now I am lost pondering this important questions

Does pink make room temperature water taste like ice cold water?

Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x

Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either

Talking with cats enables the ultimate blackmail scheme 😈😏

2, 3, 6

estrogen yummy

dysphoria extra bye bye

pizza chef easy job coverage

Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.

Easy.

Which pill let's me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?

I already have ears??

Anyway, probably blue but black seems appealing.

• top center
• middle middle
• top right

1, 2, 3

Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn't I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn't really change flavor as I'm a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I'd be able to get less done in more time... wait...

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

Pizza cats sleep

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

yellow, black, and green

Let's see...

• Water is my favourite drink - check
• I don't sleep - check
• I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
• Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

• talk with cats
• ears and tail
• 20 dollars

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

Pink Brown and Black. No question

1, 8, 9, for show

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

Two times green and one black please

Wow, the estrogen pill is significantly more popular then I thought

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

Top 3 easy.

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

Attractive, pizza, sleep

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

Pink blue black easily

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

That middle row looks perfect.

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

I only need one… is that allowed?

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks

Blue, black and purple

Botoom row

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

6,7 & 9

Boom I'm an all night Pizza making Machine with infinite Pepsi for myself.

3. No body hair
4. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
5. No need to sleep

Both the blue ones I guess then the last one can be a wildcard

no sleep and 20 bucks. do you know how much time we waste sleeping? Imagine all the things i could do instead.

chooses 1, 3, and 9

I am the sphinx that baps in the night!

Estrogen, yellow, and purple

I'm taking the black pill and never looking back

Two blue and one pink. If I can only have one of each, swap a blue for a black.

Can still sleep if I want to though right?

Red, pink, brown.

Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.

Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.

Only Blue

Yellow, purple, black.

I was luckily born with pink and blue.

Water feels like lean?

What does the pink one even change??

I'll take these:

1. Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
2. Blue: Otherwise impossible
3. Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they'd want to talk with me.

Estrogen, water good, and no sleep.

2, 7, 9

I wake up like a diesel starting in -40° weather and go to sleep like molasses draining from a 3mm hole.

Sleep is inconvenient for me

Blue, pink, black.

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I choose 1, 2, 9 (red, cyan, black)

I'd love to be a catgirl, and not having to sleep would give me lots of extra free time

2, 3, 6

I choose 1, 4, 8.

1 and 8 helps with my species dysphoria and 4 is $20, can't pass up 20 bucks man.

I also don't really see the benefit of the others to me.

Blue purple black easy

I can already speak with cats

I either take all of them or grab bag 3 and see what happens. Fuck it.

red, yellow, black.

Blue, purple, & black.

6, 8, 9

Green blue and pink. I have 20 dollars and the other two do not alter anything

Bottom three. Lookout world.

2,7,9

Purple, blue, brown.

Yellow, pink and black

Ima only need red. Fluffy Tails for life!

Red, Brown, Black

Well obviously the last 3.

2, 3, 5 :p

4, 8, 9