Gughaugh! Ugh ughagh!
14ReplyYou can spit in the sink when you're done gargling.
11ReplyYou can't say that at the dentist.
1ReplyThe dentist (or the dental hygienist) can
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Don't worry, all you have to do is lie there and it'll be over before you know it.
11ReplyLooks like it’s been a while. When was your last time?
9ReplyYou may feel a little prick.
9ReplyPlease put your clothes on and leave before I call the police.
9ReplyThis shouldn't be hurting you. This is why I prefer it when they're sedated.
6ReplyOpen wide
5ReplyI think you need a filling.
4ReplyLooks like you do a bit of grinding.
3ReplyChoking
3ReplyThat'll be $299.
3ReplyI want you to fill this gap.
2ReplyOh! That spot is sensitive.
2ReplyDo you need a local anaesthetic or should I drill without?
1ReplyAwwahhh ahhh heeeaaww eewwwrrr ahhggck.
*spitting noises
1ReplyYou made me spew tea out of my nose. Well done!
0ReplyLol thanks!
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Gag me tooth daddy.
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