A 'Freudian slip' is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
52The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to 'tittsburgh'. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said 'YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE'
28Na it is just the slip your mom wears
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Why am I laughing at this, this is so stupid lmaoo
20Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.
16Yeah but at least you know what to say when they ask what you're doing.
Whatever I want to do, gosh!
12Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote
10I still use this joke/line. You're not alone!
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I can confirm that their mom is overwhelming
12Is that Cookie Monster?
11My first thought too.
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Classic Freud. Making everything about ones mother as usual..
7Give this man a cigar. 🥸
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