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realitista @lemmy.world

1y ago

Don't forget!

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Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
- I thought I was just going deaf.
  
  Both can be true!
- How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
  
  Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit

Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?
- Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o
  
  Most of them don't go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.
- Nah, just cash. That's why the bills are so cartoony now

Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
- I'm amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
- Já jsem cizinec.
  
  Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?
- English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
  
  Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.

What's happening on Saturday
- That's when they send the mind control sound. If you don't destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
  
  Ah yes, the mind control sound.

It's now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
- They died...
  
  Oh jeez.

Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!

Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU

The fuck is this about
- I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
- It's about making you click

Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?
- Once out of curiosity.
  It's usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there's a point update in iOS.
- Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.
  
  Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass

It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.

Stab your speaker.
- Just hit it with a hammer.

What real life event is this referencing?
- Aubergine Sunday.

Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.

My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.

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