MFW people talk about reddit here
MFW people talk about reddit here
Glad I switched, yall rock.
"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.
I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."
16Idk what this is from but it's pretty great.
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They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.
14Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out
8She wanted dick but I gave her crack
8I'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.
Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:
"Fuck it, I ate the opp."
4What is a Reddit?
A miserable little pile of lies!
4We smokin symbiotes.
4I'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit
3I get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.
3I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it
2"What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"
1The Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.
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