5 mo. ago • 95%

Sisko asks the other captains for advice

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OG Star Trek fanfic writers getting their typewriters out to hammer out a Kirk/McCoy 50000 word masterpiece.

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- Meanwhile Captain Archer: "Just keep him away from my dog."
  
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  This is false, Phlox spoils Porthos. The only reason Porthos is sad to be in the care of Phlox is that it means daddy's gone
  
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- How does it always manage to be better than the show?!
  
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Doesn't Janeway do both?

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- 😳
  
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I get the joke, but of course in reality we all know there's no way in hell Sisko is going to ask Picard for advice.

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Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram.

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Archer: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I'm dying."

Pike: "I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to die."

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- Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”
  
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  Dal: "I try to stay out of sickbay, because that shit's boring 💀"
  
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This is a glorious meme. Laughed out loud.

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