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5 mo. ago • 100%

Astrology Rule

I made this shitty meme myself!

41 comments

Conroy

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Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

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Adam West

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Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

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Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?

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- Should be spelled "Kilmer".
  
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  Watched his netflix bio thing and man was he not a happy batman. Apparently he really wanted to do the kind of acting he did in Deadwood but the Batman costume was almost immobile and he couldn't really hear or do much at all in it.
  
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  Same with with "Pattison", he forgot the n before -son
  
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- Val!
  
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- It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".
  
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- Kumar
  
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West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously

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Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.

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My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

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It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

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- “Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
  
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- You know what? You're absolutely right.
  
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- Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.
  
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Conroy. Definitely Conroy.

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All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.

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man

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Keaton!

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- Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?
  
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  It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!
  
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Can i select two? Because yeah, Keaton, but Adam West is for everybody

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You forgot one

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- is he stupid
  
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- Man
  
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I really enjoy... everything about Pattison's batman and The Batman itself - looking forward to the sequel.

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You forgot someone

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Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

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Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.

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West

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Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?

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- No, one of those memes where OP can't spell worth shit, and doesn't care enough to check
  
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  Fair. I expect malicious intent on other social media platforms, but not so much on fedi.
  
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Pure, West.

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Lewis Wilson

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Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.

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