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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1y ago

Transformation complete

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How the fuck he fold towels?
- That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.
- I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.
- What?
  
  I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"
  Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.
  This is the best image I could quickly find -
- I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.
  
  I believe it. I've seen people who sleep on a bare mattress covered in mystery stains, with nothing but a blanket and a couch cushion.
- You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.

That chin was made for a beard.
- What chin?
  
  There's a slight bump there.
- You mean his check?
  
  I spilled my coffee but you made my day :)

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.
- This episode is brought to you by Rogaine

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!
- It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing
  
  how does one shit themselves because of an image?

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
- "Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

You were great on MythBusters
- and Futurama

That is.. unfortunate.

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.
- An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.
- I literally saw that first.

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
- I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

Jawless execution!

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

You can have it all my empire of dirt.

Holy shit he's a San'Shyuum
- Latin Perfida vermis or "treacherous worms". Seems the Halo authors also think wormy thoughts.
- Needs more ear testicles.

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.
- I'm sure there's someone out there who is jealous of this man's thick and meaty earlobes.
- Pretty flawless skin though and he claimed he shaved his head (provided this was really his post). So he wasn't bald before. Would make it 2 bonus points from the lottery. Could also be that it's just fat on his neck, he posed or it's a thyroid or iodine issue. May his liberation from the vanity of hairdoism will initiate his Super Saiyan tranformation.

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.

I dont like live action worms apocalypse.
- You mean Worms Armageddon...?
  
  meeshmeedleep

Gah! Put it back!!

Man is goitered to the hilt
- As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"
  
  seaweed and iodized salt for every meal

How does this guy fold a blanket?

@ThePicardManeuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

Classic toehead

lorax

The spice must flow

https://youtu.be/Ia_8vh0uly8
- Lol Worms was dope as hell
  
  Still is! My buds and I play online every now and again

It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.

I'm gobsmacked.

Damn he'd get far into giving head
- Oh no
  I mean, yes
  But oh no

Looks like Adam Savage was in a tragic accident where he lost his chin and they just said "screw it pull his neck up like a foreskin"

He's left absolutely jawless

He is the yeast of thoughts and minds.

Looks like the top of a sperm

Yes sir!

It's Beaker from The Muppets!

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