5 mo. ago • 96%

DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST CRANKING MY HOG!!!

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ALCOHOL IMPAIRS MOST PEOPLE, I'M IMPRESSED YOUR FAMILY CAN DRIVE BROTHER!!!

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- WE ARE FUNCTIONINT ALCOHOLICS!!!
  
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  I would challenge you, but I'm too drunk.
  
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ALCOHOLICS WALK IN MY FAMILY AFTER MY WIFE TOOK MY CAR AND HOUSE, I WANT TO SEE MY KID CAROLINE! AROOOOOOO!

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I'm sorry to break the caps lock "aroo" chain, but what is this all about? I'm out of the loop I think.

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- CRANKIN OUR HOGS AND GENERALLY BEING POSITIVE ABOUT IT! AROOO
  
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- WHAT??? BRO YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP! IM CRANKIN LIKE A MOFO OVER HERE!!
  
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Aroo

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- USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  
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I DRANK EVERY DAY FOR YEARS BECAUSE I WAS UNHAPPY WITH MYSELF AND MY LIFE, THEN I HIT ROCK BOTTOM, BUCKLED DOWN, MADE SOME NECESSARY FUCKN CHANGES, BEEN SOBER FIVE YEARS, AND NOW I'M HAPPILY MARRIED WITH A BABY BOY IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD

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