"The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating."
134Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.
34Elon fans
33Surely that would be more of a
16You were quick on that edit
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why they don't do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
27The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
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Groot dumpster.
24If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don't mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.
22Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo
19Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.
12Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
11Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don't mind a little moss on the bark, it's a style choice, but it's customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).
11Pov: $20
9Me on a saturday night
9Artist's impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.
8For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
8If you've got wood, you've got something to drink.
7Schlongson wronks the dongle.
6Daddy nature
5Morning wood.
5There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.
5What they don't tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don't feed often enough.
4Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel's stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal's carcass
4After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste
3Herbal essence in yo mouff!
3"That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen."
3I have the power!
2Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.
2A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.
2There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.
2This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.
1After playing the Resident Evil 3 Remake, Gerald went out into the woods to recreate that one scene from the Power Station
1Well I can actually see what it's supposed to be, so it's no fun for me.
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