Behond, the centrist.

That's probably because the term "centrist" is completely useless. Humanity doesn't even agree on a definition of "left" and "right". So, you can't make it your political identity that you're in the middle. In the middle of what?

Centrists are so balanced, just like the upvote/downvote ratio of this post. It also has 4 comments at the time I wrote this.