Memes @lemmy.ml Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works 1y ago Pasta 1 crossposts Non-Political Memes @lemmy.ml hydration9806 @lemmy.ml 1y ago Pasta
It's not "I'm so hungry I can eat a small child."Its "I'm only hungry enough to eat a small child.According to the scale on the tool, anyways.
Wtf, did you just cook me a woman's size pasta portion? Do you think I'm getting fat?
No, you aren't fat honey, just impotent.