Checks and bigger checks.

Gish galloping requires constant fiasco. Now are they all on purpose or are some of them happy accidents?

Sometimes, you are genuinely insightfully funny, and sometimes what you post makes me want to vomit.

I appreciate that level of posting. It takes a very special kind of person to strike that balance.

How to cat.

How to car.

How to hat.

I would love a tiny home.

But fuck the gig economy and contract only employment.

Post your Sticker Mule alternatives pls!

Like this. Not this job. Basic scientific research.

Or eat it, like a limp biscuit.

I think we should invite them to La Brea for a dip in the pit.

Why? They used up all their luck to get perfect yogurt separation.

I need a job like this.

It's funny they called his debate prep "Policy Time" when his policy is just racist screed and logical fallacy.

Nor does he understand what a tariff actually is. Which is like high school level stuff.

A tariff is a tax or duty imposed by a government on imported or exported goods, typically paid by the importer and invariably passed onto the consumer, effectively becoming a de facto sales tax.

Great. Now I wanna watch Apothecary Diaries again. Such a good palace intrigue slice of life anime.

Can't wait for season 2.

Well, I guess this applies to me. I say that a lot.

Now that's a RomCom I would watch.

Bankruptcy, Bankruptcy, No Wammies, STOP!

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

And his running mate will be Last Remaining Ice Cube.

"As president, I will nationalize the moon and distribute lunar real estate to every American citizen. We are entering a new space age, and it's time to secure the future of our nation by claiming the moon as a federal asset. Every citizen will receive twenty-eight acres of moon land, complete with rights to mine precious lunar resources like helium-3, which will power the next generation of clean energy. By 2050, I will establish a permanent lunar colony, complete with affordable housing, universal healthcare, and high-speed internet. You can start planning your retirement on the moon today!"

Courage actually had courage. Doing what you need to do to save/help the people you love, even tho you are so fucking terrified your skeleton screams separately from your flesh.