How do you recommend eating this?
How do you recommend eating this?
32 comments
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Do the alphabet with your tongue
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Backwards, in cursive
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Like a bulldog eating custard.
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Reminds me of a joke I heard..
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: "Before sex or after sex?"
Kid: "uh.. before sex."
Dad: "Like a rose, with all it's pedals in full bloom"
kid: thinks for a second. "huh ok. What about after sex?"
Dad "Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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Buy it dinner first
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Will ramen do?
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Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
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I should call her...
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Don't think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
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Buy it dinner first
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Front to back
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Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
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Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
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Aggressively.
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In the shower
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Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It's like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
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Citrussy
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Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
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First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
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After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
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First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
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Start at the little hole at the bottom
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Spread the lips and dig in.
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Suppositorily.
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Peel it.
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