How do you recommend eating this?
How do you recommend eating this?
Do the alphabet with your tongue
77ReplyBackwards, in cursive
26Reply
Like a bulldog eating custard.
33ReplyReminds me of a joke I heard..
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: "Before sex or after sex?"
Kid: "uh.. before sex."
Dad: "Like a rose, with all it's pedals in full bloom"
kid: thinks for a second. "huh ok. What about after sex?"
Dad "Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
27Reply
Buy it dinner first
27ReplyWill ramen do?
10Reply
Not the orangussy 🫦
20Replyboy this is clearly a lemonussy
22ReplyMy only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.
Wait... Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyade?
10Reply
It’s a sourpuss
13ReplyOrangina
5Reply
Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
17ReplyI should call her...
17ReplyDon't think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
15ReplyBuy it dinner first
10ReplyFront to back
8ReplySlice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
7ReplyLick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
6ReplyAggressively.
5ReplyIn the shower
5ReplyTurn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It's like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
4ReplyCitrussy
4ReplyPoke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
3ReplyFirst, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
3ReplyAfter having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
6ReplyFirst you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
3Reply
Start at the little hole at the bottom
3ReplySpread the lips and dig in.
2ReplySuppositorily.
1ReplyPeel it.
1Reply