Put on a show
Doubt I’ll remember a mostly mundane day of chores.
Spice it up! Release a honey badger into your home.
I don't typically have memories of being on the toilet, maybe memories of something that happened while there, but my brain leaves the toilet part out....
I'm just sitting at home watching reruns of Chowder again. The only time I'm going to remember this moment is when I read my own comments.