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  • at this point i am convinced that biden is purposefully trying to lose. he could just not have done a genocide and would have been probably successful in manipulating some people into voting for him, but i suppose he just couldnt resist the bloodlust.

    i hope he eats shit and dies.

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  • I think some words are missing from that headline. It doesn't make sense

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    • It does make sense, it just has slightly abbreviated grammar - in the traditional style of a newspaper headline.

      While "Biden is going to lose the election" is "proper" grammar, abbreviating it to "Biden to lose election" is also completely valid, within certain contexts (such as a headline).

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      • Is it saying we won't be able to pretend democracy is at stake?
        Or we won't be able to pretend the US is a democracy?
        Or we won't be able to pretend the US, is a democracy at stake?

        Oh! Is it the spaceing that hanging me up? I'm seeing "U.S. A Democracy". Should it be U.S.A. Democracy?

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    • No, or does make sense as a headline (using headline rules). Though it took me 2 or 3 goes to get it. It was a rather awkward one.

      Biden Warns Americans that [the] Ability [for people] To Even Pretend [that the] US [is] A Democracy [is] At Stake

      And contextually, we can also add [if Donald Trump Wins the Election] to the end.

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