if you had to choose one

Only after telling you it's the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

It's sterile and I like the taste

I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

fuck and marry, kill, kill

There was a post/meme asking women if they would prefer to be alone in a forest with a bear or male stranger. Idk if a real poll or what, but I have seen it saying most women prefer the bear. People came out of the woodwork talking about how dangerous bears are and asking why are they afraid of strange men to the point they started proving why women would would pick the bear.

Edit: wording

There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.

And when men say "what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death", that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don't understand the constant threat women are under.

It's like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.

We can do both at once. We have the technology

Will Ryker comes obediently.