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Trump flattened for talking about executing Biden before gun owners

www.rawstory.com Trump flattened for talking about executing Biden before gun owners

All three co-hosts of MSNBC's "The Weekend," along with former Donald Trump White House aide Sarah Matthews, pounced on Donald Trump for telling a raucous NRA crowd on Saturday that President Joe Biden deserves to be executed.During his speech before the gun owners in Texas, the former president tol...

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It's actually illegal to threaten the president. It's not protected speech.
- And what are the consequences for Mr trump?
  
  Based on his record, a few articles snd forum posts explaining what should happen, all of which will be ignored by the legal system, there won't even be a baliff giving Mr. Trump a heavy slap, which seems apropriate with how Mr. Trump behaves.
  
  Maybe a judge issues a $1,000 scolding and begs him not to do it again.
  
  None, as always. He's the embodiment of how broken the "justice" system is.
  
  According to the headline, he is to be flattened.
  
  A slap on the wrist with a soggy spaghetti.
- He constructed it a little cleverly: Said that if it was a Republican, they'd be in the electric chair. I don't think it was criminal.
  Of course, he also openly tried to have his own vice president killed, and collects non-murder-related felonies like bottles for recycling, and at least so far all of that has been mostly okay of him to do, so I'm not sure how much it matters. 😕

Bruh the only politician who has been flattened in the past 24 hours was Ebrahim Raisi.
- Bruh the only politician who has been flattened in the past 24 hours was Ebrahim Raisi.
  too soon. also... was he flattened? or is he more of a smear?
  
  It's schmear, we are civilized here.
  
  too soon
  No such thing.
  
  or is he more of a smear?
  More like a shit stain or a skidmark if you will.

“MSNBC Hosts Express Mild Disapproval for Thing That Trump Will Face Zero Consequences for Saying”
There, fixed the headline.
- "MSNBC hosts... Oh nevermind. No one, left, right, or center, cares what they have to say on that network."

Well at least nobody got slammed
- He was flattened, but since his skin is made stitched-together whoopee cushions, he sprang back into shape as the gas built up.

What was he flattened with?
- Flattened is what finally happens after you’ve been slammed too many times
  
  Or POUNDED.
  
  Keep slamming and it'll be "pulverized"
  
  Is he going to be grilled next like a delicious smash burger?
- Flattery?
  
  Applause

fLaTtEnEd
i'm so fucking tired

I wonder if the Secret Service has evaluated scenarios where a former president tries to assassinate the sitting president?
It's probably not totally impossible given the history of humanity with kings and warlords and whatnot.
- It's not "tries to assassinate" it's "tries to have assassinated". Something tells me Trump couldn't assassinate a stuff deer.
  
  I bet he could take down a stuffed crust though.
- This is more like "won't somebody rid me of this troublesome president?"
- If the Secret Service existed when Andrew Jackson was the President, we would already have had this figured out.
  
  Fun fact, the secret service was around for almost 30 years before they started doing presidential security, and it took the assassination of McKinley before they were officially in charge of presidential security. They were founded as an anti-counterfeiting arm of the Treasury.

Mildly verbally criticized = flattened
How about a headline where he is arrested, held, charged, tried, and convicted? All much more convincing verbage.

Authoritarian strongman makes veiled threat against political opponent, followers feign ignorance
In other news, the sky is still blue
- Veiled?

Trump flattened
With a hydraulic press?
- That is a terrible thing to suggest, how sick and cruel to treat a hydraulic press in such a way. Even in jest!
  
  Right, there are proper tools for this job, especially the one invented by the french
- Mmm, squishy

Just compare him to Hitler already and be done with it, pussy-assed media.
- His base probably gonna take that as a compliment.

Sadly, said flattening does not seem to have included a steamroller.
- REVENGE!
  
  A rare Fish Called Wanda reference. Well done!

Yes he always talks like that. Doesnt make it legal

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