You shall not ass!
35But ass is all I want!
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Sit, you fools
27There are two types of people in the world:
- People who will just plop down and ruin it without any thought whatsoever.
- People who will refuse to sit in it and mess it up even if there are no other chairs.
20The first type are the worst. Encountered one of those the other day when shopping. They just left their shopping cart next to the conveyor belt at checkout, literally blocking me from pushing mine forward so i could load up the belt. I nudged it a little, but they didnt react. Then suddenly, the cashier asked if a jar of peanut butter at the end of the belt was theirs. They were like “oh, yes it is”.
I thought they would grab it and also see that they left their cart in my way, and move it. Nope they grabbed the PB and handed it to the cashier, finished checking out, and left with all their shit in bags, sans cart. Absolutely ridiculous!
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Yea sure, wizard my ass. Famous last words told to a wizard.
11Do they make jeans that leave art impressions? Seems like a billion dollar idea.
8or Gandalf had beans, sat down and cannot only blow ring figures while smoking
6I have other preferences, but I totally understand.
6Gandass? Yes, I was called that once.
6Gyatdalf
4Someone's ass has a big nose.
4I need to see this person's ass.
2Haha
Ass
Lets just enjoy the Gandalf art
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