3 mo. ago • 89%

I'll just leave this here...

42 comments

What a horrible day to have eyes.

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This is the future liberals want

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How does man get prangent?

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- Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80's there's even a documentary film on it!
  
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- *prrrregante
  
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  Pr..pre...PREGANANANT?!!!
  
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- How is babby formed?
  
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Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

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- Go on...
  
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- Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?
  
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- She does peg exclusively.
  
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  I heard getting pegnant can hurt!
  
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- I should be so lucky...
  
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- 😍
  
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False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

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The future!

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- Wh-where does it come out?!?
  
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  Ever seen Alien?
  
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Thanks Urethra Franklin

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Those hands...

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- His tiny ear!
  
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- That looks like something I'd draw tbh
  
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I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

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God Bless America

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A real man

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Tight end

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- Not for long!
  
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  ;)
  
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Or those her real hands, or is this AI? Lol.

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- Looks like AI to me. It did a pretty good job on her hands, by comparison to many other AI rendered hands, at least she has 5 normal fingers even if they're sausages
  
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  I think this is just a good old photoshop.
  
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- Looks like real hands but not her hands
  
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- Real hands. That is why she always does "jazz hands".
  
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i have so many questions starting off with why and how

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- Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.
  
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God I wish they were me

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Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

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- LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.
  
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Ugly couple. Who are they?

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- Some dude who plays football all day, and a lady that loves to fly in air planes.
  
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