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  • Most years, my in-laws come here from Idaho. We have a small apartment and end up with 11 people here for a week. It's a ton of expense, and my bonus usually goes to paying for things for them.

    This year, they decided not to come down, and my wife's parents are going to visit friends on Christmas. For the first time in our marriag3, we get a quiet Christmas alone. We're going to drink mulled spiked cider, smoke weed, and watch all our favorite Christmas movies and shows.

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    Why are you on Lemmy?
  • It does on Android with a personal Reddit API key and ReVanced. There are instructions posted over st r/baconreader.

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    What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen in public?
  • There's a pet treat company here in Phoenix namec Ruff Life. They make smoked animal treats. $20 for 25 smoked, dried chicken feet. They also sell pizzles, dried smoked bull penises. My Corgi loves everything they have. Especially the femur bone slices with marrow!

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    In Grim Twist, Some See Suspect in C.E.O. Killing as Hero or Heartthrob
  • My trump-loving in-laws are the same. Voted 3 times for shitler, but they're thrilled about this. It's one thing in the news that we can discuss.

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    Gay couples rush to take oath of marriage before Trump takes oath of office
  • They did it to my mom. She and her partner drove to San Francisco on that weekend when they were doing gay marriages in the mid 2000s. That ,marriage was canceled once they straightened iut the laws.

    They're legally wed right here in Arizona now, but I wouldn't put it past these fucks to try to annul their marriage again.

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  • Is everybody ready for the US flavor of sharia law?

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