Famous last words. "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger."

I'd have less of a problem with mentally disabled people if they would stop running for president.

That´s just what a plastic brain would think.

Biden is commander in chief. He can just order them to clean it up.

If he can refrain from saying the N-word I'll be mighty impressed.

Buffalo wings aren't made from real Buffalo, either. Hell, most Buffalo can't even fly.

The cartoonishly large mittens really pull the ensemble together.

Oh, thank God. For a moment I was worried he might turn into a decent human being.

Newpipe doesn't work for anybody right now.

There's at least five good names to call someone you don't like here.

illin' Creamsicle

Or, hear me out, the man is a hypocrite who preaches morality but has no problem using a preteen girl to gratify his sexual desires.

This is what you put on when you want your guests to leave.

After taking one look around they asked if they could go back in isolation.

The cat driving a car is from a music video by Bjork called Triumph of a Heart. It's a fun watch and the source of some notable memes.

I was going to skim it but became so enthralled I read the whole thing. I don't know why.

They're gonna let their freak flag fly. Possibly upside down.

He should change his name to David Coppafeel.

Oh look, we just discovered a bottle of champaign. And lo, just spotted two glasses right over there. This calls for a celebration.

That explains a lot.