What do you say when...

You hit a foul ball/home run into a hornet's nest full of raging wasps/through the window of the police station?

Your doctor looks at your X-ray and screams?

Your parents find your secret collection of late slips/adult videos?

You drop a stack of your mother's antique plates?

You discover you forgot to charge your phone overnight?

You realize your appointment is actually today but you're not prepared to go?

You sneak into your sister's room and find a voodoo doll of yourself?

You realize today's the day your boss gives you a pink slip?

You're driving and your 3/4s close to the airport only to discover you've run out of gas and the plane leaves in 5 minutes?

You suck up an entire pot of stew but your stomach rejects it?

You drop your money down the outhouse toilet?

Your new neighbour turns out to be your school principal?

You sneeze all over your teacher's face?

Your boss intercepts the private note you passed onto your co-worker?

Your snoring tak